(AKA "Shame in a Pan") - Warning: This dish will clog your arteries and destroy your self-respect.
- Brown the Meat - Heat pan over medium-high. Cook meat, mashing it. Add onion and garlic. Sauté until browned.
- Add Sauce - Drain grease (or don't). Dump in cream of mushroom soup, mystery liquid, and Worcestershire sauce. Stir.
- Cook Noodles - Boil noodles in salted water until al dente. Drain. Dump into the meat mixture.
- Add Cheese - Add the cheese. Watch it melt. Stir until cohesive and gooey.
- Serve - Eat it straight from the pot like the unhinged gremlin you are.
Pairs well with:
Crippling self-awareness, warm soda, and zero witnesses.